Call all the scientists! Call NASA! Call Warehouse 52!
I have discovered a BLACK HOLE VORTEX.
It is in my studio.
Currently it only eats expensive, hard-to-replace sewing machine accessories that I need to finish a project.
Its most recent victim was a button doohickey that allowed me to raise the presser foot over my ill-placed handbag closures so I could do topstitching that doesn't suck.
I heard it drop on the floor and skid a little bit. I figured it wouldn't be hard to find because (for a change) the floor is free of any debris.
Two minutes later, when I turned around to pick it up, it was gone.
Where did it go? I imagine it went through the same black hole that ate TWO of my specialty presser feet in May.
Come to think of it... it was the same sound I heard when those two disappeared too!
Happy quilting!

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